09.11.07
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest - 2007
The winning entry for the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest has been announced.
Gerald began–but was interrupted by a piercing whistle which cost him ten percent of his hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius of the eruption, not that it mattered much because for them “permanently” meant the next ten minutes or so until buried by searing lava or suffocated by choking ash–to pee.
Jim Gleeson
Madison, WI
You can see all of the results here.
me said,
September 11, 2007 at 11:39 am
Snort. Can’t breathe. Laughing. Ohmibob that’s funny.
I love these things, read them every year.
Tori Lennox said,
September 12, 2007 at 10:45 am
That’s…. pretty bad. ROFL.
By the way, I think I fixed the problem of why you couldn’t see my blog.